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A burnt bird smell
This was a critical situation
It was almost a complete loss of forward momentum
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What was the sensation inside the cabin after the birds hit the engines? Then I heard the old “brace for impact.” Terror, sheer terror. We began yelling “brace, brace, heads down, stay down!” Let’s talk about the moment of impact.
Stop saic. Can you please tell teach my train is m.i.a. But I’m on my way. Fuck the CTA. I forgot you’re not in my class sorry. 1229 Sullivan. Hi This is just a reminder… I’m not planning on coming in tonight cause it’s been so slow lately but call if you need me. Cheers. What’s that documentary class called? I want to take it. Oh I found it it’s on Monday morning right? Don’t ever stop sending me love texts. Well shoot have fun. I’ll check myspace bulletins to see if anything is going on. I miss ya’ll too. My friend wrote a play and that’s my only chance to see it. I am thinking I’d like to interview you next week about hospitality and small business. I’ll be in touch. Oh ps I forgot to get paid on Saturday and I keep on forgetting my sweaters there. I keep on getting the urge to shout out ‘that’s what she said’ in my feminism class. Probably wouldn’t be appreciated. I feel like an imposter in this class. I like penises. Google Julia Roberts dog. Love.
The captain is in position. George, are you ready for the wall? Are you ready baby? It’s time to face the hole. Face the ho? Isn’t she the announcer? That was an easy one! Not fair! The bozos are saying there was no arm. Judges are ruling not clear. The wall was not cleared. Make it work. Phu was voted class clown in high school and is now a wedding photographer. Leroy said when he gets hurt he doesn’t go to the hospital; he lets his wounds heal on their own. Leroy looks like he’s giving Phu the heimleck maneuver and it makes sense cause hey are choking tonight.
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